Good times at work:
We were looking at a bridal magazine and I had to make a joke about Jeff staring at the flower girls.. which launched these bits of wisdom (Mind you, this is the same advice my friend Adam gave my little brother when he came to visit freshman year):
If she’s old enough to count, she’s old enough to mount.
If she’s old enough to bleed, she’s old enough to breed.
If there’s grass on the field – Play Ball!!
When someone is dating a younger girl you remark:
“So you’re playing the tortoise?”
“What?””Getting there before the hare…”
This lead to my English friend’s favorite joke:
What’s the best thing about a 5 year old girl?
You can turn her around and pretend it’s a 5 year old boy!
To which my co-worker replied,
Two pedophiles are sitting on a wall. A 10 year old girl walks past. One turns to the other and says “you know, I bet she was really hot in her day."
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