It's not often I have anything to write about KCG, since my mom is a really nice person. However, when it comes to my love life, Mom's got jokes.
"Mom, I really like the name Kayla for a girl. Now I just need to find a husband."
"That's not true. Two words: SPERM BANK."
"I really want to see the 40 year old virgin."
"Why, to prepare for your future?"
And the saddest one of all, in the car the other day my mom told me, "I don't want you to find a husband or have kids anytime soon, I just want you to find someone who will take you out and who you can have fun with."
I know that's supposed to be sweet and it's good that she's not pressuring me, BUT just when you thought it wasn't possible, my mom hasn't lower expectations than I do!
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