Overheard in the Gowrie house..

Inspired by Overheard in NY...

"Daddy, can we turn on the AC?"
"It could be worse, you could be in Baghdad."
"Oh okay, I didn't know that was the only other option."

OR

"It's so friggin' hot in here."
"It's a 115 degrees in Iraq."
"Umm despite the hens, I thought we were on Long Island?"

Two happenings whilst on the phone with the lucky Jasmine:

Me- "Dad, Where's the nail clipper?"
FXG - "In the gun drawer."
Jasmine- "You have a gun drawer?!?!? A drawer specifically for guns!??!!"
"A gun drawer - I don't even own Ahh GUN." (She didn't really say that but that incident and Wayne's World are inextricably linked.)

I don't know HOW we got on this topic but..
"I had crotch rot all in the time in 'Nam. Would your friend Jasmine like to hear about my crotch rot?" - FXG