Toothpick Tom

One of these days I will write a gushing testimonial to my British friend Toothpick Tom, who I think is one of the funniest and most politically savvy people on the planet. However, I'm lazy. For now, I will share one of the things from a recent email that made me laugh.

"My Things To Do List:

Buy some milk.
Phone Mum.
Check emails.
Read book.

Obama's Things To Do List:

Restore America's image in the world.
Create system of universal healthcare.
End war in Iraq and Afganistan.
Solve global economic crisis.
Prevent global warming.


Sometimes I feel having low aspirations has it's upside."