Boy: "Hey, Can I call you sometime?"
My friend Jess: "Yeah, but I probably won't pick up."
...and he still took her number - Score!
At the same time I was having a fascinating conversation with his roommate...
...Boy almost gets whiplash from obviously staring at a girl's breasts..
"You know you might want to make it a little less obvious if you're going to check girls out"
"She had huge tits"
"That's nice, but I doubt your girlfriend would be too happy"
"What can I say? I love big titties. I'd probably stare at yours too if you weren't wearing a coat"
"That's the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me."
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