For anyone who didn't believe it when I told them my Dad saw Eddie Murphy have homosexual sex in an alley.. here are the words from the man himself (I wish I could make up stuff this good)
Believe it or don't? Uncle Ricky and I drove car 117 in Roosevelt. "Mr. Hicks" bar on Nassau rd. was prone to stick-ups. We drove behind the bldg. and saw a suspicious Van. We approached the Van with guns drawn. We saw a guy getting hit in the breezer by another guy. We checked them out. The pitcher was a guy named Jerome, the Catcher was Eddie Murphy of # 33 Cottage Pl. Roosevelt. Eddie was recently caught with a transformer in his car in Hollywood.
Howard Stern grew up in Roosevelt. Dr. J, Julius Irving, Basketball lived there. I shot Gladstone Greenwood(drug dealer) at 303 Nassau Rd. I made 1000 arrests in "The Velt". we called it Hamsterdam. The funnest time of my life.
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That had me chuckling. Good stuff.
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