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We saw Julianne Moore on the street.. I was too scared to say anything but the best my co-worked could come up with was "Uhh Has anyone ever told you that you look like Julianne Moore?" Very Smooth. She scoffed and kind of gave a head flick and kept on walking. The background of the story is...twice I've been told that I look like her. Once by a guy in his 60's at CVS, when i was handing out samples for money because I was unemployed, and once by a bouncer. Needless to say I secretly love her but couldn't think of anything witty to say. (I had the same problem when we saw Rosario Dawson, or RoRo as I like to call her. But, that didn't stop me from talking about her and Jared Lewis' (aka Smith from Sex and the City) relationshop loudly in the bathroom stall to come out and find RoRo standing in line. Oops!
I went to a rap battle (how urban of me). Unfortunately, I left my high tops and hoop earrings at home. There was even a fight! I had to leave early (it started really late) and after I left I heard there was another fight (a girl fight!) and the club stopped the event.. but the MCs battled in the street (very 8 mile) except there were lots of white/dorky/awkward MCs which was awesome.
My brother traumatized me for life. He was telling me how his date for prom fell through so he is just going to go with his friend. I was telling him how its good to go with a friend, no pressure, no babysitting. Frankie interrupts with "She has a boyfriend though" so I continue about the benefits of bringing just a friend to functions (because it is the story of my life). And what does Frankie have to say about this?
"Yeah but then I can't fuck her."
Wow - I was actually speechless. When Frankie is getting more ass than I am, it might be seppuku time. (if you don't know seppuku is Japanese ritualistic disembowlment..the only way to go)
Here's a nice picture of the bro when he had a mohawk for a day, just to raise my parents' blood pressure, before he shaved it off.
Oh yeah and if you haven't seen this.. you haven't lived!!
Kevin Federline
2 comments:
Whoa! Lets not even talk about younger siblings getting laid more than us. That's just another way to destroy my ego. Oh, and I like Julianne Moore and all, but isn't she like the queen of softcore porn? Seriously. Look at her movies on IMDB.
Ahh yes, sex, an important barometer of self worth, because it's so hard to come by this day and age with everyone being so conservative and all.
I like Julianne too, specially in that role where she was the slightly challenged sister. I forget the title.
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