Victor The Doorman

One day I'm walking home, and I am a block away from my apartment. Someone comes up behind me and says, "Hello 2N." My heart stops and I turn around to see my doorman laughing at his little joke and my reaction. LOL!!! Another night I was leaving my apt, and I was wearing heels and a jean skirt (fancy for me) and he made some sort of whistling sound, which of course made me extremely uncomfortable. And now evertime I walk into the building he says "Hello 2N" in this - I-stare-into-your-window-watch-out-for-a-bunny-in-a-boiling-pot kind of way that I do not appreciate.